We’re really cool. Mostly because our last name is Stoner—which basically guarantees we’ll be a good time (although I have to admit we’ve never done drugs, but we do a yearly sale on 4/20, so we’re still cool🌿).

We’re also not afraid to say dumb (but totally professional 🙃) things out loud if it makes you laugh. And we will. A lot.

Because the best way to capture real smiles is by making people actually laugh. Not fake laugh. Although we also accept awkward laughter.

Fair warning: our sense of humor is… let’s say somewhere between “night shift nurse” and “ER doctor who’s seen too much” (but again, obviously, completely 100% professional 😁). If that speaks to your soul, welcome. You’ve found your people.

If it doesn’t, that’s cool too. We know some very nice, very normal photographers who would love to say things like “your eyes sparkle when you look at each other” and “I just love love.”

If humor makes you happy, we’re your favorite people. It’s just like we always say:

“Laughing produces endorphins, endorphins make you happy, and happy people don’t shoot their husbands…

They hire us to do it.”📸

(If you don’t get that movie reference, don’t panic—we’ve got you. We created one single date night blog just to make sure you get it and can laugh about it with us.)

Also, we love Jesus. Like, more than a little. Probably because if broken people need Jesus, we’re clinging to Him like a kid with separation anxiety. (Which we definitely don’t have. We’re totally normal, well-adjusted people.😅)



*For the emoji haters: Yes, I know. Emojis are childish. Yes, I still use them. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. But anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor knows if you don’t add an emoji, people think you’re serious—and no one wants to end up on a “concerned comment thread” just because the sarcasm didn’t land

🙃 😂😎🫠🥲✌️😅😬😜